The Bunnington Post

Category: Delores

  • Big Bottae

    Yes! Result! My bum does look big in this! Ladies, do feel free to congratulate me with my most recent achievement in the style department. I have accomplished that which I so accurately predicted in my 2011 Fashion Forecast all the way back in December: I. HAVE. A. BIG. BOTTOM. What better way to celebrate…

  • Delivery for Delores

    Is that a box from matches.com?!

  • Exposed: sizeist fashion

    I’ve had so many responses from readers after my last post exposing the shocking conditions in Britain’s changing rooms, it’s heartening to hear how many of you are cheering me on in my quest to improve once and for all the fashion experience in this country. Big bottomed ladies have had enough! Don’t put up…

  • Bigger dressing rooms, please

    Ladies, I cannot tell you how excited I am at the thought of going shopping as soon as my royalties payment arrives this month! Have I got my eye on a Lanvin dress or sixteen… Of course, I do expect my dear servants at Harrods and the like to have done something about the appallingly…

  • Can’t choose

    Oooh, I do find breakfast time sooooo stressful, I mostly can’t cope. It’s the choice you see, too much choice! Bink! Bink, you must choose for me. Carrot, parsnip, celery… Or parsnip, carrot, celery… Maybe she wants celery, then carrot, followed by parsnip? Parsnip… I can’t watch this, the suspense is killing me! Say Bink,…

  • Going Postal

    What’s that on your backside, Bink? Huh? Oh, that. Stamps. Thought I’d slap a stamp on my arse and go see Harry and Gozer in Michigan for a bit. Oh, nice idea. Send them my regards. Will you be back in time for dinner?

  • Let the right one in

    How’d you get in there? Bink! Bink? Do you have food in there? Can I come in? I am hungry. Oh well. I was only pretending to be interested anyway.

  • Back from the dead

    Yes, you’ve read that right. I have not at all been well, my dear, dear fans. Thank you so much for the wonderful messages and wishes, which were surely what dragged me through the ordeal of going off my food for almost three hours last Thursday. I know, a very narrow escape, but now that…

  • New Year’s revolutions

    The Bunnington Post: 2011 is the Year of the Rabbit. How will your influence be felt this year? Haas: Ah predict da Prime Minista is goin’ ter grow long ears ter increase ‘is poli’ical cre’ibili’y. 1 up an ‘ 1 down ear. Dat’s ‘ow Ahm goin’ ter revolutionise poli’ics in 2011. Katrijn: And a beard.…

  • 2010 style disasters

    Anything Katrijn can do, I can do more stylish. Behold, dear fans, my 2010 overview of style mishaps, horrors and plain disasters. 1. Fake fur What’s with the obsession with everything fake, from Swarovski crystals to Tommy Sheridan to fake bake to synthetic fur? Either you are blessed with the real thing by Mother Nature…