The Bunnington Post

Category: Delores

  • Dress down Sunday

    Oh no… Being papped when I’m having a muffin top day, how embarassing! I can’t help it, I just love hanging around in my old lounging bottoms, even though I know that they do nothing for my famed bottom-curves. sigh… I guess this is just punishment for having a lazy Sunday…

  • Weird fashion

    Katrijn has lent me her latest accessory. She loooves it… Let’s see. Hmm… how does the larger bottae’d bun wear this? It’s not a headdress, clearly. Wouldn’t wear this to Ascot Ladies Day… One wouldn’t want to do a Beatrice. Hang on, I think it’s a necklace. … Ohh, really not comfortable at all! Keeps…

  • Vote now: Wet Bun Contest!

    Wettest Bun 2011 Contest. Vote now, because we cannot guarantee there will be enough rain in England to organise another Wet Bun Contest! Contestant 1: Delores Contestant 2: Katrijn Contestant 3: Haas Contestant 4, Bink was disqualified for refusing to get wet during the recent drizzle.

  • Earl Hedge of Hog

    Oooh, I say, Katrijn, you’ll never guess who I saw under the honseysuckle earlier today, looking resplendent in his Vivienne Westwood spiky waistcoat? … Oooh, Delores, let me guess, Vivienne Westwood waistcoat… Spikes… Edgy… Could it be… No, it couldn’t. Or could it? Really? Yes! It was the Earl of Hog! Oh, how marvellous, and…

  • Dress rehearsal

    Bink, is the camera running? Can you check if the camera is running? I’m doing my dress scene now, I’m in the zone, I’m ready. I have to do the scene now… is it running? Is the red light on? The red light, you know, the light that shows that the camera is running… Can…

  • Wardrobe malfunction

    Strange. I had a mini skirt with this outfit somewhere… … Where did I put it?

  • Celebun Welfare: Companionship

    Rabbit Awareness Week reporting by Dr Delores Contrary to popular belief, lagomorphs are social animals who need a bunny companion. No offence darling, but a guinea pig won’t do… Not only are our diets incompatible, they are also poor conversationalists. And as lovely as waiters and waitresses can be, nothing compares to a fellow bun…

  • Celebun welfare: Top 5

    Rabbit Awareness Week reporting by Dr Delores As you will appreciate, we Celebuns are high maintenance in the welfare department, despite our generously laid-back attitude to life overall. We see our role as that of mentors of novice bun fans, the Obi-Bun Kenobi’s of the blogosphere, keepers of world peace, and confidantes of the great,…

  • DYI brekkers

    What is this?! Are we supposed to get it out ourselves? Like this? Gizza munch, waitress… ORRITE then!

  • Size 2-0

    I don’t normally divulge such intimate details such as my measurements, but I am making an exception today. As you know, I am a firm believer in the social responsibilities that come with celebrity, and as such I am acutely aware of my contribution to a better world as a lagomorph role model. So, today…