Category: Delores
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Buns a-chillin’
Aaah… this is the life. Warm enough to want shade, what else could a bun want? Itchy fur though. The one downside of the change of seasons. Delores darling, give us a scratch, right there, ooh yes, very good, much better, ta
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Hospital visits
Hm. I just don’t feel like eating today. Funny tummy. I think I’ll just lie in my dark little corner for a bit. So Bink eats all the food. See if I care. What? Hospital? That’s not what I bargained for! Oi!! Lemme go! Oh, how I loathe cars… and roundabouts… Oooh, funny tummy… NASTY…
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Stealth bun
Next time Invisible Bink tries to pull a fast one on me I’ll POUNCE!
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This Much I Know: Delores
The Harlequin Delores, 9, on fashion and food Food is nice, I do like my food. I will have lots of it, thank you. I am not picky. I will eat whatever you put in front of me. Carrots, parsnips, spring greens, celery, grass, carrots, broccoli, hay, carrots, dandelions, lavender, carrots… I like clean men…
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How to rumble an invisible bun
Fight over dinner. Easy. Evidence: Loud smacking and slurping Food disappearing Being shoved by a furry nose And then afterwards, a warm presence cuddling up to my left, growing heavier by the minute, contented sighs and finally, snoring.
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Yum yum, give me sum
Parsnip carrot carrot!
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Wardrobe update
Ooh, I am very excited indeed about the new Lanvin collection for spring/Summer 2010. Black is sooo 2009… Gathers and drapes are so flattering on the fuller figure. I daresay I am quite ready to experiment a little with those lovely one-shoulder affairs too, oh yes, ever so chic. Spotted a very cute silk floral…
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Congestion
Pompompom, I do like a bit of pipe action, yes I do. You never know, you might find something to eat halfway down, or on the other side. Always worth investigating, right? What’s that sniffing my arse? Can’t see a thing. Hard work you know, living with a Secret Invisible Super Bun, or whatever breed…
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Red alert
From our reporter – All buns are on high alert after a winged predator was spotted in the skies over Oxfordshire. A red kite has been seen soaring over the hills and valleys of the county, apparently taking a keen interest in the inhabitants of the Bunny Realm. Delores is convinced that the kite is…
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Bun, mid-hop
Just like that!