This Much I Know: Delores

The Harlequin Delores, 9, on fashion and food

Food is nice, I do like my food.  I will have lots of it, thank you. 

I am not picky.  I will eat whatever you put in front of me.  Carrots, parsnips, spring greens, celery, grass, carrots, broccoli, hay, carrots, dandelions, lavender, carrots…

I like clean men who know how to look after himself.  When I met Bink he did have Sticky Bum Syndrome but he’s impeccably clean now. 

You can never go wrong with a nice meal of hay.  It cheers me up no end, getting stuck in with a nice pile of lovely fragrant hay!

Vivienne Westwood once asked me the secret to my youthful attitude.  I’m not telling you my answer, but where do you think she got those lovely red horns from?

You gotta be bossy to get on in life.  Though sometimes you know when to chill and just allow people to cuddle you.  Very relaxing when you’re in the right mindset.

I am a classy dresser.  My LBD is my best friend, darling.  With a coat and fabulous shape like mine, who needs fluffs and frills?

I gave up my career as fashion consultant when Bink proposed to me.  It was time to give up all those fashion parties and become more homely.  Poor Kate was distraught at first but she has my number.

I will tell you what I know I don’t know: when we can finally look forward to some hot new YouTube clips on light induced reactions in photoreceptors and fluorescent proteins. 

The nutritional value of grass is the same as a bar of chocolate.  You didn’t know that, did you?

This Much I Know – The Guardian

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