Category: Bouffe

  • Risk assessment

    I could go up the stairs. Not allowed I could jump on the sofa. Forbidden I could disconnect the phone. Deeply unappreciated by waiter and waitress I could sit on the dining room table. Frowned upon I could bunstruct the laundry basket Upsets waiting staff I could redecorate the bathroom with loo paper. Total bathroom…

  • Barack Skype Bouffe

    Bouffe… Pick up, Bouffe. I need you! Ben, oui? Baraque? It’s you? Bouffe, my man! What a relief. I’m in a bit of a pickle here… No, it’s not Sandy the Storm. We can cope with that, we’re Americans… It’s the women’s vote. The ladies give you trouble…? I know you worked wonders with Sarkozy…

  • Still Life, by Bouffe

  • World Animal Day 2012

    Eh bien! What I see here? It is waitress bearing a present from my dear friends Haas and Katrijn! It is a special day today after all. Celebrations all around! Oooh, it is a chew toy! Very useful things. Must remind myself to pick up and bang against cage repeatedly at 3am to attract attention…

  • The Bouffe Pattern

  • Market day

    Do not think I do not know that Wednesday is market day. I can sniff out fresh curly kale a French kilometre off!

  • Behind the scenes at the BP

    Copywriting, an arduous process.

  • Now then…

    … The Bunnington Post has suffered the loss of three of its closest friends, and has spent the summer coming to terms with it all. Nothing stays the same, but what remains are the memories of the good times, and the conviction that we are about to create many more. So, in that vein, the…

  • Thank you

    From our editor Katrijn additional reporting by Haas and Bouffe Dear friends, Thank you all very much for your kind messages. They have cheered us up enormously while we are dealing with the terrible sadness and the Delores-shaped hole which so suddenly appeared in our newsroom and mansion. The hutch next door is empty and…

  • Bunstruction

    All achieved by 7am.