Category: Bouffe
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Rabbitting on with a headtilt
It has been nearly eighteen months since Bouffe acquired a headtilt. After the initial upset and steep learning curve we all adjusted within weeks to the new way of seeing things – at an angle. Bouffe is doing just fine and is rabbitting on with joy, perhaps because he has more privileges than before! Freerange…
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Rumours of a Bexit are exaggerated
Mes amis! No, the Bunnington Post isn’t quitting subversive journalism. In fact, me and my friends Haas and Katrijn have been under the impression our waitress was busy publishing our news when she wasn’t. Needless to say we have been horrified to have been misled so, and she is on her final warning. She is…
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Bouffe’s brekkers binkies
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What I did yesterday, by Bouffe
Chers amis, Yesterday was a really boring day. Louis Theroux was following me around with his crew all day for his new documentary (you are not supposed to know that! Shhhh….), and I had a photo shoot for my upcoming book. That’s me, in the blue chair being interviewed, in case you are wondering. Well.…
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Bouffe assassinated – does slipper belong to Putin?
From our reporter – No arrests have been made over the assassination of Bouffe in the early hours of this morning. Multiple theories exist about what is believed to be the murder weapon, a slipper. Who killed Bouffe? It is a question plastered across newspapers and billboards across the world today, as forensic experts work…
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Bouffe’s Life Hacks Part I: Toys
Chers amis et amies! In my new series explaining how you can bypass cumbersome procedures and get straight to the point, I proudly present Life Hacks Part I: Toys. Lately a whole new industry has sprung up aimed at ‘breaking boredom’ and ‘training’ us lagomorphs. Amazon is awash with educational toys and YouTube with instructional…
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Putin’s bombers
Well, mes chers amis, things have been busy of late. As you know I have a lot of responsibilities leading BAFFLED Labs to greatness while also managing my terrible-but-improving staff at home. Then there is of course the responsibility to counsel and support celebrities – thankfully shared with my dear friends and colleagues Haas and Katrijn – and…
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2014 in pictures
January February March April May June July August September October November December The Bunnington Post Award for Vilest & Most Revolting Politician of the Year 2014 goes to Vladimir Putin Whose name shall henceforth only be spelled in poo-coloured font. May 2015 bring freedom and justice for man and…
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Bouffe’s Halloween costume
Chers amis, Merci beaucoup for your pictures of you dressing up as me at Halloween. Unfortunately, there are too many to post here! It is very nice to know I have been such an inspiration to my loyal following this year. With many apologies for the delay: I hereby present you with my costume as…
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Ankle biting
Allez, mes amis. Back to work. As you know I always have my ear to the ground on matters of importance. Guess where I am today? Eh? Eh?? OK, a visual clue. Still nothing? OK… THere they have been having a bit of a Dalek problem lately, hence some rather naff security measures. Finally… Yes,…
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