Eh bien, if fait chaud, a bit hot today.
Fortunately I am in the soothing company of a jar of frozen tikka masala sauce. I prefer sauce hollandaise myself, but you all know what my waitress is like.
Waitress! Send my friends an icepod with my compliments.
It’s too hot to bother today, Haas… Let them pap my trousers. I don’t care!
Ah know pe’al. Ah finks da trousers look jus’ as Ah like ’em… fluffy…
WOT. IS. DIS?!
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