The Bunnington Post

Starvation

Haas, I am most vexed. This is very upsetting! Look at what that waitress has done to our beautiful mansion!

Before:

With lush grass to nibble on and frolick in…

And now…

…and our pitiful grass:

How will we live, Haas? She has cut the grass! She has trimmed the lavender bushes! She has pulled out weeds!
WE ARE GOING TO STARVE THIS WINTER

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  1. MariaGabriella (@MissYowlYY) Avatar
    MariaGabriella (@MissYowlYY)

    Noooo…how could she? Neville and Holly are plotting to send some of our grass and bramble leaves (the thornless variety) to you, you won’t need to starve this winter 🙂

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      Bunnington Post editor-in-chief

      Katrijn: THANK YOU!! If we survive the coming winter it will be thanks to our dear Cousin Neville and his beloved Holly! I will never forget this…

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