Haas, I am most vexed. This is very upsetting! Look at what that waitress has done to our beautiful mansion!
Before:
With lush grass to nibble on and frolick in…
And now…
…and our pitiful grass:
How will we live, Haas? She has cut the grass! She has trimmed the lavender bushes! She has pulled out weeds!
WE ARE GOING TO STARVE THIS WINTER
Spill your beans here – you know you want to!