Haas goes a-lumberjackin’

ORRITE?

So. Mah wife Katrijn an’ Ah ‘ave been busy mowin’ da lawn at da manshiun fer da las’ two weeks or somfink. It’s lookin’ good, mefinks.

Yeah?

Da waitress ‘as done a sterlin’ job makin’ sure da danderlions are growin’ everywhere dis spring, as apprecia’ed spesh by mah frien’ Bouffe, who’s ‘avin’ a bi’ of a crummy ol’ time wif ‘is head tilt ‘n fings. He likes ‘is danderlion’s, Bouffe does.

Anyroad, no’ bein’ one fer sharin’ indiscreshiuns abaht mah frien’s Ahm sure Bouffe will be postin’ somefink fer ‘is fanbase soon. In da meantime Ah fought Ah’d post somfink on mah new buzzyness sideline, lumberjackin’.

Da noble professhiun of fellin’ trees ‘n choppin’ ‘em up is normally associa’ed wif ahr cousin, da beaver. Only, us lagomorphs are pre”y a’ ‘ome in da ole branch chompin’ depar’men’ too.

Mah waitress ‘as filmed a li”le docurmenterry abaht da lumberjackin’ branch of branch chompin’, as demensterra’ed by me mahsel’. Very rewardin’. Spesh da lunch breaks, Ah do like me a bite ter eat af’er sum propah lumberjackin’.

Enjoy!


The Bunny on the Tube (part five)


What you see is what you get.Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
This is not about what you see,
it’s what you read.
It’s the words, stupid!

It’s all about cause and effect.
You can look at the effect, the funny bunny,
but you need to do some reading to get the cause.
The second word, a neuro toxin, is bad enough by itself,
but the real devil is hidden in the first word.

The only thing this poor bunny can do is giggle.
We, as humans, on the other hand, we can google.
You can follow this rabbit down the hole, if you wish,
but you won’t end up in Wonderland, like Alice did.

This bunny is blowing the whistle.
It’s rabbitradicalism!

It just can’t be true,
It’s too extreme.
I have to let this bunny go.
A little bit.

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The bunny on the tube (part four)

What you see is what you get.Mental health is a controversial concept.
How do you define it, without bringing your own insanity into question?
A deranged person, for example, will always consider itself sane.
Just like average psychiatrists do, normally.And yet, any person looking at the bunny, pictured below,
knows instantly it’s suffering a serious mental defect.
The spiral depicted above his head, leaves no room for doubt.
This is not the expression of an eureka moment, no way!
The fact that it’s being lit from behind,
doesn’t make this bunny very bright, either.
It should be looking the other way around, staring at the lights.
Just like average bunnies do, normally.

It’s got to be a braindamaged bunny.
It’s bunny gaga!

This kind of mental distortion is somewhat disturbing.
So, I’d better back off.
A little bit

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