Tag: waitress

  • A word of warning

    A word of warning

    So. We have had an unauthorised absence involving not one, but both of our members of staff in recent weeks. Although we had the benefit and pleasure of bossing around Frappe and Latte’s staff for near on two weeks, it is the principle that matters. One does not abandon a lagomorph without due consideration for…

  • Now hiring waiter and/or waitress!

    In today’s exclusive, Haas interviews his great-great-great uncle’s cousin twice removed Sven, who with his wife Maisie runs a training consultancy for helpless humans. Currently operating from Brooklands Bunny Boarding in leafy Surrey, Sven and Maisie are looking to grow their business in innovative ways. Haas: So, Sven. How’s the Surrey branch of the family…

  • Hard at work

    Dearest Delores, You poor thing! We wrote immediately when we read about the dreadful Lanvin disaster yesterday. How we share your plight! Doesn’t it strike you how waitresses seem increasingly helpless when it comes to doing their jobs? Ours is currently so clueless that we have started to come to the office with her just…