Tag: rabbits

  • Obituary: Haas

    Obituary: Haas

    Haas, Bunstructioneer extraordinaire best known for his tunnelling prowess and astute political commentary, died suddenly at the age of 11 earlier this month. As a youngster, Haas fell in with the wrong crowd in Banbury, Oxfordshire, a national hotspot for lagomorph delinquency with worryingly high reoffending rates that continue to spiral out of control under…

  • A nonlinear response

    A nonlinear response

    Professor Katrijn finally diagnoses PM May with what ails her, and it ain’t pretty

  • Christmas lunch at the Bunnington Post

    What is this? It is a manger. It is not. It is Christmas lunch. snarf Where is the special menu I ordered? Waitress! I want: An ear plug as a starter. Then as my main course, I shall have your wellington boots: And for dessert, bathroom paint. I am certain it is not too much…