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Cold War II

Dave, ma’e. If Gorby texts ter say a new Col’ War is on da books, take da man seersly, yeah. ‘e ended da las’ one while you were still tryin’ ter control yer testosterone levels by pullin’ pafe’ic pranks at da Bullin’don Club wif yer measly ma’es. An’ while we’re on da topic: A cold…

09/11/2014

Flying in for brekkers

Nah, we ‘aven” go’ a trampoline. Dose are fer kids, orrite? Mah wife, believe i’ or not, is always fasiunerbly late fer brekkers. No’ dat dis puts me off mah meal or anyfink:

17/09/2014

Paparazzi Poo

Da downsize of da NATO summi’, yeah, is da ineviterbel influx of iffy photo journos lookin’ fer a nice slebri’y pap snap ter flog on da side. Ah can” even ‘ave a poo in peace a’ da momen’ wifou’ bein’ snapped Look a’ da disgus’ on mah Katrijn’s fluffy face nuff said snarf

08/09/2014

How to care for a rabbit with head tilt

Bouffe is doing well, headtilt or no headtilt. If you have been Googling rabbit + headtilt because you are going through the same with your rabbit, maybe what we have learned is of help. But first… Concerned? Go see the vet. Now First off, let me emphasise that I am not a vet. I want…

27/08/2014

Bouffe Exclusive: My Headtilt Story

BOUFFE REVEALS THE TRUTH BEHIND HIS HEADTILT ORDEAL – “My world was turned upside down overnight. I owe everything to kale” His publicist sweeps into the room in an undisclosed location enveloped in a cloud of Eau de Bouffe aftershave, and apologises for keeping us waiting for over three hours. Picking off small flecks of…

23/08/2014

How to train your waitress, Part II

So, mes amis. Time for an educational interlude. Recently I identified some developmental needs in my waitress. She is a slow learner, as we have already established, so I was prepared for a long battle ahead. Waitress training, phase 1 I tried nudging her ankles, she bent down to give me a noserub, but nothing…

01/08/2014

Haas goes a-lumberjackin’

ORRITE? So. Mah wife Katrijn an’ Ah ‘ave been busy mowin’ da lawn at da manshiun fer da las’ two weeks or somfink. It’s lookin’ good, mefinks. Yeah? Da waitress ‘as done a sterlin’ job makin’ sure da danderlions are growin’ everywhere dis spring, as apprecia’ed spesh by mah frien’ Bouffe, who’s ‘avin’ a bi’…

19/04/2014

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