Tag: Bunnington Post
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Cold War II
Dave, ma’e. If Gorby texts ter say a new Col’ War is on da books, take da man seersly, yeah. ‘e ended da las’ one while you were still tryin’ ter control yer testosterone levels by pullin’ pafe’ic pranks at da Bullin’don Club wif yer measly ma’es. An’ while we’re on da topic: A cold…
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Paparazzi Poo
Da downsize of da NATO summi’, yeah, is da ineviterbel influx of iffy photo journos lookin’ fer a nice slebri’y pap snap ter flog on da side. Ah can” even ‘ave a poo in peace a’ da momen’ wifou’ bein’ snapped Look a’ da disgus’ on mah Katrijn’s fluffy face nuff said snarf
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Bouffe Exclusive: My Headtilt Story
BOUFFE REVEALS THE TRUTH BEHIND HIS HEADTILT ORDEAL – “My world was turned upside down overnight. I owe everything to kale” His publicist sweeps into the room in an undisclosed location enveloped in a cloud of Eau de Bouffe aftershave, and apologises for keeping us waiting for over three hours. Picking off small flecks of…
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Bouffe’s head tilt shuffle
Alors mes amis, you’ve been kind enough to keep asking me how I have been. Well, while the truth is I am having trouble remembering the glory days when I had the ladies chasing me to lavish their attentions on me, things are not too bad. I get to beat up a vet once every…
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Noisy eating contest: Coffee vs Bouffe
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Claim your free month before midnight!
Indeed, it is not too late, order before midnight* and you can still get your hands on your personal copy of the Official Bunnington Post 2013 Calendar and get January 2014 – completely free! Be the envy of your friends and family and get your personal copy of the Official Bunnington Post 2013 calendar now!…
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Behind the scenes at the BP
Copywriting, an arduous process.
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Haas stars in new movie
Exclusive Haas, the celebrity geezerbun of Bunnington Post fame has launched his movie career by taking the lead in an online movie which is hotly tipped to give blockbusters like Avatar and Titanic a run for their money in the box office stakes. The Bunnington Post can exclusively reveal that Haas has completed filming in…
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Carrot Appreciation Day 2012
Here at the Bunnington Post Carrot Appreciation Day 2012 was off to a strong start at 7am with the traditional carrot processing competition. It is an event the Newsroom spend every day training for throughout the entire year. A gruelling training schedule worthly of an Olympic athlete ensures all contestants meet the strict entry requirements…
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A day out
Mah ‘trijn needed ter ‘ave a lickle cuollity ahtside time yeah, bein’ traumertised by da vet sayin’ she put on a whole pahnd since last July. 4.45kg he said; neva, mah K’trijn said, an’ perceeded ter fluff up ‘er mane in an effor’ ter intermidate da quack. ‘e jus’ grabbed a needle an’ perceeded ter…
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