Tag: adoption
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I bring zen
Please adopt me! If you do, I will bring good chi/kudos/mojo* and especially eternal bunny love to you and your family. Maybe your neighbours too. Definitely to your garden, although I am too laid back to dig these days. I would just look very, very good in it. I like sunning myself, and peeking out…
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Recruiting new staff: Latte and Frappe
After several weeks of deliberation, coaching sessions, board meetings and Twitter polling, we have come to the difficult decision to sack our official waiter and waitress. We do not wish to go into specifics but as a precautionary tale to other staff we can share here that snorgle quantity has been an influence in this decision. So. We…
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Now hiring waiter and/or waitress!
In today’s exclusive, Haas interviews his great-great-great uncle’s cousin twice removed Sven, who with his wife Maisie runs a training consultancy for helpless humans. Currently operating from Brooklands Bunny Boarding in leafy Surrey, Sven and Maisie are looking to grow their business in innovative ways. Haas: So, Sven. How’s the Surrey branch of the family…
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Miller Mayday!
Dear Editors, Please send help. I have today undergone the ultimate humuliation: waking up with the Brazilian of Shame and the discovery that an essential part of me (times two) has been surgically removed while I was snoozing. How am I ever going to get a girlfriend when I can no longer impress her? This…
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