Hmm, yes… I see, now then… Ah. Send breakfast by mail.
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It had a mail function didn’t it? Hmm… Tardis. Been a while since I sent anything by Tardis.
Snarf. Shouldn’t have chewed up the manual really, that wasn’t such a good idea.
Access photographic memory…
There: “Place mail item in Tardis.
Shout: Fantastic!/Allons-y!/Geronimo!
Next, reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.
Hold on to your bow tie! You’ve got mail.
Brilliant!”
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