The Bunnington Post: Through the Lagomorph Lens
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The Onesie
Haas, what are you doing? Come to bed, Katrijn is waiting for yououou… Orrite mah lovely, jus’ a sec yeah Jus’ ge”in’ meself a onesie, case Ahm goin’ ter need one
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Flying in for brekkers
Nah, we ‘aven” go’ a trampoline. Dose are fer kids, orrite? Mah wife, believe i’ or not, is always fasiunerbly late fer brekkers. No’ dat dis puts me off mah meal or anyfink:
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Paparazzi Poo
Da downsize of da NATO summi’, yeah, is da ineviterbel influx of iffy photo journos lookin’ fer a nice slebri’y pap snap ter flog on da side. Ah can” even ‘ave a poo in peace a’ da momen’ wifou’ bein’ snapped Look a’ da disgus’ on mah Katrijn’s fluffy face nuff said snarf
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Ankle biting
Allez, mes amis. Back to work. As you know I always have my ear to the ground on matters of importance. Guess where I am today? Eh? Eh?? OK, a visual clue. Still nothing? OK… THere they have been having a bit of a Dalek problem lately, hence some rather naff security measures. Finally… Yes,…
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How to care for a rabbit with head tilt
Bouffe is doing well, headtilt or no headtilt. If you have been Googling rabbit + headtilt because you are going through the same with your rabbit, maybe what we have learned is of help. But first… Concerned? Go see the vet. Now First off, let me emphasise that I am not a vet. I want…
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Bouffe Exclusive: My Headtilt Story
BOUFFE REVEALS THE TRUTH BEHIND HIS HEADTILT ORDEAL – “My world was turned upside down overnight. I owe everything to kale” His publicist sweeps into the room in an undisclosed location enveloped in a cloud of Eau de Bouffe aftershave, and apologises for keeping us waiting for over three hours. Picking off small flecks of…
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Not in front of the heavies
Pe’al. Come to Haas. Haas… No, not now. Go away, please Awww, you look so fluffy an’ sof’. Ah jus’ wan’ ter cuddle. Jus’ one li”le cuddle. You know you want i’ hey-hey-hey Haas! This isn’t some seedy music video by a 15 second has-been. Bugger off. OFF, Haas! Look at that – have you…
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How to train your waitress, Part II
So, mes amis. Time for an educational interlude. Recently I identified some developmental needs in my waitress. She is a slow learner, as we have already established, so I was prepared for a long battle ahead. Waitress training, phase 1 I tried nudging her ankles, she bent down to give me a noserub, but nothing…
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I am the black border, the anger, the disgust and so many more
Theodoor Holman, translated by Asher ben Avraham
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Continental Blowtorch fashion
Bouffe talks us through his Continental Blowtorch outfit
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