The Bunnington Post

Category: Tia and Mitzi

  • Sisters

    Mitz. Mitzi… MITZ! Hm? Your ear. Can’t sleep. Too hot. Snarf

  • The Bottae Inspector

    Yes, dear fans, even our guest editors have to meet our strict bottae criteria in order to be accepted into the news room of the BP. Think of it as the medical footballers go through before their multimillion transfers are agreed: we all know you’ve got the goods, we just want you to bare ’em.…

  • Mitzi’s cheeks

    Several letters have arrived in our postbag complimenting me on my amazing cheeks. Let me tell you how valuable these cheeks are in my job. Of course taste plays the most important part in reviewing restaurants, and my cheeks are a significant aid there. Their pronounced roundness creates extra space for taste to develop and…

  • Guest Editors

    The Bunnington Post proudly announces the arrival of three guest editors in our newsroom: Flopsy, Mitzi and Tia. Flopsy, who has a long track record commenting on wildlife affairs, said upon arrival ‘I have always wanted to do a stint as a guest editor, but so far, my commitments have kept me from making my…