Category: This Much I Know
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This much I know: Flopsy
Carpets are a good thing. They lend the mansion that cosy feel, especially after bunstruction. A waitress is for life, not just for Easter is what I say. Waitress training is a long and arduous process, but rewarding in the end. You can’t put a price on getting served your favourite brekkers on the dot…
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This Much I Know: Delores
The Harlequin Delores, 9, on fashion and food Food is nice, I do like my food. I will have lots of it, thank you. I am not picky. I will eat whatever you put in front of me. Carrots, parsnips, spring greens, celery, grass, carrots, broccoli, hay, carrots, dandelions, lavender, carrots… I like clean men…
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This Much I Know: Bink
Bink, 7, on interplanetary travel and widowhood With being invisible comes great responsibility. I was born this way so I have always known this. I love sneaking up on Delores when she sleeps, but I do get the odd whack around the head. She usually misses though, because I’m fast as well as invisible. My…
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This Much I Know: Haas
Haas, age undisclosed, on Prince William and interior design It ain’t ‘alf bad being a spoken for bun. I’ve quite happily left my wild years behind and settled down wif me missus, who also happens to be the softest bun for miles. How I know this? Now that would be tellin’ eh? Sleeping rough ain’t…
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This Much I Know: Katrijn
The Lionhead, 2, on marriage, football and super spies Broccoli tastes vile first thing in the morning but the experience improves as the day wears on. Baffling, really. Marriage is bad for interior decorating. Haas is such a romantic soul, digging me a new tunnel every day but his toilet habits are disgusting. Plus he…
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