Category: Katrijn

Orrite darlin’, hutch smells nice like, jus’ as I remember. Lemme go on a reccy fer a bit, yeah? Say, me luv’ly, wotcher doin’ down dere eh? Yer sittin’ on da stairs me duck Is kinda impractical sittin’ like tha’, if a bun wan’ed ter squeeze past on ‘is way to remodel da poo-poo tray,…

From our reporter – It is confirmed, the rumours are all true: Katrijn has taken Haas back.  On the return of Haas and Katrijn, who had simply decided to take a drive in the beautiful Oxfordshire countryside to work through their differences without the ever-present media looking in, the scenes in the country mansion could…

From our reporter – A sighting has been reported of Haas and Katrijn being taken away in a single carrier to an unknown destination. At a quarter past eight in the evening Haas and Katrijn could be made out clearly together in the same carrier as they left the back garden and were brought into…

I’m finkin’, she doesn’t ‘ave ter lie down next ter me, right?  I mean, she’s lookin’ cool ‘n all but mefinks she does like bein’ around me sumfink, yeah? Wot do yer fink? She loves me still, yeah?

Much as I’ve become comfy ‘n all in me dog ‘ouse, I do miss me bearded lady, yeah.  Don’t get me wrong, orrite, I ain’t complainin’ ’bout da service or nonesuch, but dere’s nuffink quite like me own Katrijn to lick me face an’ scratch me back. Fing is, I can’t make head nor tail…