The Bunnington Post

Category: Katrijn

  • The day after The Wedding Present

    Methinks da wife has a bi’ of a ‘angova from last nite… Bless ‘er beardy mane, she’s positively knackered! ’tis da pogoin’ rite, ya gotta keep it up or ya lose da knack. Bi’ o’ a The Wedding Present fan, is me Katrijn. Ever since da George Best album came out yeah, she been goin’…

  • Frozen Playground

    Cor blimey Katrijn, look a’ tha’ garden yea, it ain’t ‘alf pre”y in this weafa!

  • A light dusting of nonsense

    Can you not hear that Haas? Listen! … Eh? Wot? Ah ‘ear nuffink like ahtside. Wots dere ter ‘ear me pe’al? … Listen… A very soft tickling on the tarp… ever so soft… I’m sure it’s snowing outside! … Nah. Surely not, me lov’ly fluffy fooflesfuzzfluff! Mmmwaahmmm… Ah thinks da cold is ge’ing ter yer…

  • Oooh, matron!

    Hee hee… Katrijn me lass, wot ya doin’ there…? … … Ooh! Hee heeeeee hahhhheee ooooh! How’d ya do that? Very cleva… mmm-m-mmost p-pleasan’…!  Ooohhh!! … TICKLISH!!!  Mwaaaaah… Oooh… ‘trijn… Me luv’ly lass… Mmmmm…. … Wot’s that? Wait hun, Ah finks Ah can hear sumfink ahtside. Oooh! Stop it now, someone’s gonna walk in on…

  • Just trying out a new look…

    They say stripes are all the rage. Thought I’d give them a go, makes a change from spots right? Delores claims stripes are slimming… Not that I need that of course! I’m not fat, I’m big-maned.

  • The multiple uses of a mane

    Yes, having a mane is a commitment for life. There’s keeping it free from sprigs of hay, flecks of woodchip, making sure it doesn’t get tangled up with the morning veggies, there’s washing, conditioning, styling and flicking it around like a pro during photoshoots. It’s a lot of hard work, being manically equipped, and it…

  • Back to normal

    Five minutes, it only took five minutes for the paps to arrive right after the superinjunction was lifted. There’s one now, crawling around outside the hutch trying to pap me having dinner with Haas. Uh-oh. No time to tidy my mane… Hope tomorrow’s front page will look acceptable!

  • Manners, manners!

    Ah love me Katrijn, ah does. She’s fuffy ‘n warm like, wif mane like a fella’s neva before seen. Dere’s ju’ one lickle detail rite, bovvers me a’ feedin’ time. Da lady likes a bogie.

  • *Sigh*

    It was only yesterday that the sun was shining and I was frolicking in the grass, my mane looking glorious and well-groomed…

  • Birthday Parsley

    Parsley!!!! haas, Haas, do we just get some parsley like that?! Nah. Ah reckon it’s some geezer or ova’s birfday. Are you ‘avin’ dat las’ bit dere me pe’al?