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Category: Haas

  • 2014 in pictures

    January February   March   April   May June July   August September October November December   The Bunnington Post Award for Vilest & Most Revolting Politician of the Year 2014 goes to Vladimir Putin Whose name shall henceforth only be spelled in poo-coloured font.   May 2015 bring freedom and justice for man and…

  • Cold War II

    Dave, ma’e. If Gorby texts ter say a new Col’ War is on da books, take da man seersly, yeah. ‘e ended da las’ one while you were still tryin’ ter control yer testosterone levels by pullin’ pafe’ic pranks at da Bullin’don Club wif yer measly ma’es. An’ while we’re on da topic: A cold…

  • Flying in for brekkers

    Nah, we ‘aven” go’ a trampoline. Dose are fer kids, orrite? Mah wife, believe i’ or not, is always fasiunerbly late fer brekkers. No’ dat dis puts me off mah meal or anyfink:

  • Paparazzi Poo

    Da downsize of da NATO summi’, yeah, is da ineviterbel influx of iffy photo journos lookin’ fer a nice slebri’y pap snap ter flog on da side. Ah can” even ‘ave a poo in peace a’ da momen’ wifou’ bein’ snapped Look a’ da disgus’ on mah Katrijn’s fluffy face nuff said snarf

  • Not in front of the heavies

    Pe’al. Come to Haas. Haas… No, not now. Go away, please Awww, you look so fluffy an’ sof’. Ah jus’ wan’ ter cuddle. Jus’ one li”le cuddle. You know you want i’ hey-hey-hey Haas! This isn’t some seedy music video by a 15 second has-been. Bugger off. OFF, Haas! Look at that – have you…

  • Putin’s heavies come calling

    [Waitress] Haas? … Haas! [Katrijn] He’s busy. What is it? [Waitress] There’s some security staff at the door asking for Haas. They sound a bit Russian. […] [Waitress] Haas! [Katrijn] He says, put them in the shed with the other ones.

  • Putin’s Poroshenko problem

    ORRITE, Puters? […] Yeah, Ahll ‘ave ter keep i’ shor’ Vlad, on accoun’ of da wife no’ likin’ me talkin’ ter you ma’e. […] Nah, i’s’s no’ abaht us goin’ thru our bi-curious phase togevva an’ she da jealous type. I”s da fact dat you are a Russian dicta’or wot makes ‘er umconfor’able.  Yeah? An’…

  • Haas goes a-lumberjackin’

    ORRITE? So. Mah wife Katrijn an’ Ah ‘ave been busy mowin’ da lawn at da manshiun fer da las’ two weeks or somfink. It’s lookin’ good, mefinks. Yeah? Da waitress ‘as done a sterlin’ job makin’ sure da danderlions are growin’ everywhere dis spring, as apprecia’ed spesh by mah frien’ Bouffe, who’s ‘avin’ a bi’…

  • I did not oversleep

    Wot? Yeah, so, Sunday is abaht sleepin’ in, orrite?! Mah wife Katrijn likes ter ‘ave a li”le lie-in hersel’. Nuffink wrong wif sleepin’ is wot Ah fink. Ahm not sleepy ORRITE, Ahm squin’in’ in da sun…

  • Spring is in the air