Category: Haas
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This Much I Know: Haas
Haas, age undisclosed, on Prince William and interior design It ain’t ‘alf bad being a spoken for bun. I’ve quite happily left my wild years behind and settled down wif me missus, who also happens to be the softest bun for miles. How I know this? Now that would be tellin’ eh? Sleeping rough ain’t…
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Hey shorty
Who’re ya callin’ short, eh? Eh? EH?? Well? WELL?!? Gizzan excuse, ORRITE, find out whose thump is da biz. That’s right, who ya gonna bring now, big fella?
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Choice and Control
From our reporter – Discerning buns are demanding more choice and control over breakfast. Personalisation of meals and individual menus are just a few of the changes rabbits in England can expect under the new government concordat, Putting Rabbits First. Rabbits have rapidly become the companion of choice for many people fed up with scooping…
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Sniff off!
Paps in the hutch at lunchtime. How much does a bun have to put up with in this place? Sniff off!!
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Yum yum, give me sum
Parsnip carrot carrot!
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Limousine service
With celebrity status come some perks, of course. Travelling to one’s country retreat in style is certainly one of those! Gone are the days of being grabbed and carried like a baby… Shame our Teleport is still in beta phase. Still, the latest in bun-carriers is of course the least to expect.
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Haas, the meercat of Oxfordshire
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A bun to rest me chin on
Ah, I do like a bit of quali’y time wif the missus me, nice ol’ cuddle on the grass does me good. Show appreciation ‘n all towards the lady right? Do a bit of groomin’ while I’m at it, she likes the odd lick on the ear. I ‘ave to say, I ain’t never had…
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Red alert
From our reporter – All buns are on high alert after a winged predator was spotted in the skies over Oxfordshire. A red kite has been seen soaring over the hills and valleys of the county, apparently taking a keen interest in the inhabitants of the Bunny Realm. Delores is convinced that the kite is…
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Haas’s Great Escape
Reuters – riot police were summoned to an address in Oxfordshire after reports of an escaped geezerbun were received from concerned residents. Upon arrival it became clear that a bun fitting the description of Haas had indeed escaped his pen and was circling a second pen. Unconfirmed sources say that this pen contained Bink and…
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