The Bunnington Post

Category: Haas

  • Bearded lady

    Mefinks da benefits ov ‘avin’ married a bearded lady are plentiful. For one, one ‘as someplace ter find one’s cuddles when one is in need ov some TLC, right?

  • Recovery room

    Listen, hun. If your man buggers off to California ‘on business’, not my problem. Hands off my man. Baby food, funny tummy, farting. Off limits. Mine. Haas. Mine. Mine!

  • Apple tart

    Awright geeezzaa! Lately I ‘aven’t been feelin’ as perky. Ten sure what da matter is but somehow me skinner doesn’t seem ter be as appealin’. Funniest feelin’, come to fink of it. As fer me funny tummy… She’s got me on this baby food, what is tha’ all abou’? I really feel like doin’ da…

  • Some like it hot… or not

    Bink, they’re back again… away with thee, pap Bink… Say something Hm? Whazzup Lo… Too hot… Not my thing I’ll get Haas on it… he… …does overexitement like no other… pffffff… …. wouldn’t count on it

  • Rise ‘n shine!

    Haas. Haas… HAAS! Breakfast is arriving… c’mon, food! Wake up darling, the carrot’s drying out. HAAS!!

  • It ain’t ‘alf ‘ot

  • DoubleBum

    I’m getting a little fed up with all the media attention lately.  I think even Haas is getting annoyed, and he doesn’t mind a bit of fuss.  You’d think we’d moved into Number 10 or something! Having a cuddle? Camera in my face. Having a nice old scratch for the old itch? Camera in my…

  • Crocodile Bunnee

    I am certain, dear husband, that I saw a crocodile under the rosemary bush.  Don’t you go telling me I am seeing things.  Well.  Suggesting that I am seeing things that aren’t there, I mean.  There is definitely a crocodile in this garden, Bink has told me so himself.

  • Wot?

    Jus’ ‘avin’ a bi’ o’ brekkie, orri’e?

  • T-formation in progress

    My lovely darlin’ wife, ain’t she a looker?  Yeah, check out them manes on that bun.   Mefinks we shall ‘ave a nice ole T-formation for a bit.