Unconfirmed reports

From our reporter – Sources close to Haas who prefer not to be named have suggested that Haas was seen licking his left hind foot on Sunday. Haas has declined commenting on the rumour, preferring to remain tigh-lipped in his hutch this morning. Katrijn also refused to be interviewed when asked whether the report was true, and took her parsnip downstairs to enjoy breakfast in the privacy of the ensuite bedroom, away from the glare of the media.

If Haas was indeed licking his left foot, this would mean he did in fact have a clean left foot on Sunday. More soon.

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