Category: Delores
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Blue Cross Dating Service
Dear Arthur, I read your profile on The Blue Cross Dating site. Nice box of hay you got in your picture! Looks like a pretty posh pad, The Blue Cross. You have very nice ears. Do you perform helicoptres with them? I do like a buck who knows how to wear his ears with pride.…
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It’s complicated
I don’t like being by myself. You don’t have to worry about me, I am being looked after by my lovely staff and my friends Haas and katrijn provide entertainment, of course. But nothing beats showering my companion with affection… Even the extended cuddle-sessions my waiter and waitress have on offer. My Bink was my…
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Retail therapy
Ahh… Nothing cheers me up like a new outfit! Yes my dears, even in hard times there is no reason to lose your sense of style and fashion. Here I am trying on my new dress, my classic number, my trademark LB&OD (that’s Little Black & Orange Dress for all you fashion virgins). My Autumn/Winter…
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From Delores
Dear friends! I am so grateful to know you are with me in your thoughts. Your kind messages have been translated into rather pleasant cuddle sessions which I have thoroughly enjoyed. It is very quiet in the hutch without my Bink. I was getting increasingly worried about him falling down the step to the ground…
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My darling Bink
My darling Bink… Look at the state of him! This e.Cuniculi-thingy is twisting him around, and I do not mean in the ’round my little finger’ sense of the phrase. I am very worried. At first it was quite funny that he would fall over every time I unleashed my vigorous grooming technique on him.…
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Harvest time
And so we sashay into autumn without so much as a warning, or so it seems. What about that gale this week?! Katrijn absolutely refused to even sit near the window, the mayhem it was causing her beautiful mane! Poor thing. Things have been hectic here at the BP Newsroom as you can imagine, what…
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Goooooood morning BP!
Yeah. Cut the pleasantries. Where’s my breakfast?! Pretty please…
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X-ray ears
My darling Bink… We feared he’d been arrested yesterday. He was taken away – I was not allowed to come with him, despite my vigorous protestations – and he texted me half an hour later he was being fingerprinted and about to have his ear x-rayed. His ear x-rayed?! Then, another 45 minutes later he…
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Finished the grass…
Weakling grass! Grows too slow for celebuns living in the fast lane. Gimme hay any day!
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Beach ball bears the brunt
I am very upset. My poor Bink is not well. He has been to the vet a few times but he keeps falling over… He’s about as cheerful as always, is my darling Bink, but he’s getting a bit scared running around and playing because he ends up on his side a lot of the…
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