The Bunnington Post

Category: Delores

  • Bunnington Poem

    Inspired by Marieke van Diemen: Poem II (2007)

  • Home swap

    Not feeling too perky. I guess the excitement of the dating game is getting to me… Bit of tummy trouble. Yes, you guessed it, cue being hauled out of my lovely warm straw nest behind the downstairs window to be fed disgusting meds and having my bottae inspected for Klingonpoo. Potent stuff. How very degrading!…

  • Bouffe in the doghouse

    So. Eating dinner in the servants’ quarters. Again. Guess my last date with my doll didn’t go too well. Didn’t spray this time, honest. Managed to bribe the pap not to publish the worst ones. Family newspaper and all that. Snarf

  • Hello doll, part II

    Where is my doll? Bring her to me. She looks shy. Hello doll. Let me give you some loving. On reflection, spraying on the first date is not advisable. snarf

  • Hello doll, part I

    Hello doll. You look lovely today. I’ve missed you too. Fancy sharing a carrot? I like carrot. We can have carrot. I am going to get some.   Ooooh, I loooove his bottae! Look at it, it’s simply to die for! I can just see myself all snuggled up in the mansion, all cosy and…

  • Bouffe redecorates

    Hello doll. Like what you’ve done with the fleece. Do you shred? I like to shred. Then I eat.

  • Domestic Delores

    Well, I am going to have to redecorate when Bouffe moves in with me, aren’t I? There is no way I am going to welcome him into my mansion without making him feel at home. I am a bun of refined tastes as my dear fans know. And I do know how to match my…

  • Non-blind date, part 2

    Hello doll! Nice nose stripe. Do you like spring greens? I like spring greens. She likes spring greens.

  • Non-blind date

    Where is he? Is he here? Let me see him. Out of my way, pap! At ease, waiter. Are those presents? For me?? Oooh, they must be. How thoughtful! Oooh, he’s even more gorgeous than in his profile picture on Blue Cross Dating! That handsome profile, those ears, how well he carries himself! Helloooo… Oooh,…

  • Arthur?

    O Arthur, Arthur, wherefore art thou, Arthur?