The Bunnington Post

Category: Jot

  • Haas on Hare

    Dear Inma’s Vintage Jot Pierce majestic Capt’n sir, Ah got ter give i’ to yer waitress, good finkin’, buyin’ you a practise ‘are. Obvs you are still missin’ an ‘xepshiun’lly importan’ poin’: Do not bury da ‘are Ah repeat: DO NOT BURY DA ‘ARE ‘ares are clausterfobes yeah, an’ dey ‘ave dis diserbilli’y which keeps…

  • Dear Editor: Inma’s Vintage Jot Pierce

    Dear Haas, Thanks for your advice. I set out to take care of all the proper arrangements for a romantic tête-a-tête with Hare without delay. No time to waste. What do you think? Will this meet Hare’s expectations? It has a certain homely feel, don’t you think? I understand crow’s nests are usually located in…

  • Haas Consultancy Ltd

    Orrite Jot, Fanks fer ge’in’ in touch. I ‘ave received yer le’er wiv in’erest. It seems yew ‘ave quite a problem ter deal wiv, let me give yew some expert advice. Yeah, Ah’d say yer da whiffy, ‘airy type, but Ah can tell yer also da frien’ly sort. Ah finks da problem’s no’ you, i’s…

  • Dear Editor: Jot

    Dear Editor, Is Haas available for executive coaching, and if so, what are his rates? I am a struggling dog who is underperforming in the cross-species dating department and I would like to learn how to catch up with a hare which has been frequenting my garden. It keeps me awake at night that I…