Category: Bouffe
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8 lagomorphisms you must memorise
#1: Nothingness revels in authority. #2: A prodigous profile shakes beliefs widely held. #3: A token of gratitude stands upon somebody else’s legs. #4: A great silence comes asking for treats. #5: A classical composition is ever present. #6: A principal idea brings both pleasure and pain. #7: The clear star that is yesterday is…
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My waiter is over the ocean
My waiter has disappeared. I wait by the door for his return but I have not seen him for two days. Also, he normally uses the front door, but that is not the point. The point is to publish dramatic pictures of my suffering to at least induce guilt, if not the hasty purchase of…
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Gratuitous Bouffe pics
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The Bouffe Awakens
Good morning everyone! I am awake! Wahey!! I need brekkers and cuddles and my eyes washed and to go outside and then I will sleep as close by the radiator as physically possible for about 4 hours and 56 minutes in total. I will require further apple twigs though. The ones I have are rather…
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Stuff we’ve learned about headtilt
Here we have Bouffe, who developed a headtilt in early 2014. We thought it was the end of the world… Two years on, Bouffe has adapted to life at an angle by developing clever tactics and skills to do everything he wants to do. We’d say he is one happy chappie these days, living a very comfortable…
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2016 Bunnington Post Calendar™
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Soz ‘n like, stuff
Yeah, so, it’s been, like, really busy and stuff around here. Been down with the kids Miller and Lola, who dragged their waitress over for a play date the other week. I have to say it’s life-affirming, or should I say chill, to hang out with the young buns once in a while. My personal…
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My friend Fletch
So the other week my friend Fletch finally convinced his waitress to take him for a visit. We’d been meaning to discuss the finer points of food bowl size and the benefits of lawns for some time, but he literally had to drag her over here, as it were. I suppose bribing her with a…
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Escape to the country
Yes, dear followers, we have had to resort to escaping the paps camped outside our mansion by eloping to the country. We have moved to an undisclosed location in the hope of getting some peace from media intrusion which had reached new lows when pictures of Katrijn sunbathing emerged in OK! Magazine. Enough is enough.…
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Not fazed. Nope
I’ll take your Hoover and raise you three sticky cecotropes trod into your short shag rug and left overnight.
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