Category: Bouffe
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blast from the past
Maître d’ making friends with young Bouffe, ca. 2012
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#BeMoreBouffe
Be kind Even if that cute fluffy one bites you on the nose Every day Ask for snorgles and you will find a willing snorgler Always reciprocate Navigate the world in your own way One step at a time Enjoy a good stop-and-flop Even if you choose a high traffic spot Never stop being curious…
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Mrs May’s number 1 fan
My hero of the day is Theresa May. Her genius has simply floored me! Here is a list of today’s heroic Theresa acts that made up my mind by lunchtime – way to go, Prime Minister! 3. Thanks to Theresa, I will still not have to pay my staff properly. Excellent. More celery and…
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The year the music stopped
According to our diagnostics we spent 53% of the current calendar year being angry. We also spent 7% being happy and the rest of the time we were heartbroken about things. It has truly been the year when the music stopped. Everybody can rattle off names of famous people who didn’t get to see all…
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Check your airbags
The US presidential elections are going to be Brexit-style a car crash. No matter which one wins, one half of the population is going to be pitted against the other and be loud about it. There will be bitching and sniping and moaning and whining and accusations and threats and online trolling and I’m tired just…
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Scandal! Betrayal! Infidelity!
A shocking discovery was made when innocently flicking through holiday snaps taken by our staff. Waiter was photographed while snorgling a long-tailed, short-eared wabbit. Furthermore, waitress was seen fraternising with a dog who was not @pawsatthekerb Fletcher. Her feeble excuse? “She followed me around and she was really friendly and happy to see me every day”.…
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A word of warning
So. We have had an unauthorised absence involving not one, but both of our members of staff in recent weeks. Although we had the benefit and pleasure of bossing around Frappe and Latte’s staff for near on two weeks, it is the principle that matters. One does not abandon a lagomorph without due consideration for…
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Letter to 2016
Dear 2016, What is going on with you? It’s only July and we’re bloody exhausted. What are you up to, giving terrorists a platform, allowing despots to rule, letting refugees drown in droves, closing borders and fuelling hate? The stuff you have been dreaming up belongs in the sphere of fantasy, in movie scripts and…
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No-one home
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I don’t understand
You humans are complicated. Why do you do the things you do to each other? Sometimes I am speechless. When you pull out guns to fire at each other, because the world doesn’t make sense to you. When you kill each other because you’re all different and it’s hard to cope with that. When you kill…
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