The Bunnington Post

Category: Bink

  • Sudoku

    It’s a a riddle. I think it’s a Sudoku. Bink? BINK! It’s a Sudoku, yes? It’s edible, therefore it is a Sudoku. Very nice.

  • Hey baby…

    Come to daddy

  • Dear Editor

    Dear Editor, How terribly upsetting to read about Bink’s misfortune with his intergalactic purchase of a Cloaking Device.  What on Earth is happening with good old fashioned customer service? Freckles and I order our own Cloaking Anti Matter each winter and it’s fair to say that it’s hit and miss whether the purchase materialises at…

  • Cabbage from Coffee and Marmalade

    Pom pom pom Just minding my own business Interesting Tupperware down here, shall I go and toss it around for a bit? Huh? FOOD!  CABBAGE!!  My favourite, together with carrots, parsnips, spring greens, celery, grass, dandelions, clover, hay and banana chips…  Quickly, before Delores sniffs this one out GIMME! Delores, Delores!  I have cabbage! Oh no,…

  • Mail order from Bunnifrey

    Hello, Customer Service? Yes, it’s Bink on Earth. I need to return a faulty Cloaking Device. What? Yes, the plug is in the socket. No, tried that too. Didn’t do anything to fix the problem either. I need you to take it back for a refund. Yes.  No. Yes, I’ve used them before.  Yes, I’ve…

  • Cloaking Device

    Ah, finally, my new Cloaking Device has been delivered. About time too, the mud season is way behind us, and I have been rumbled on more occasions than I care to remember.  That’s the problem with living on Earth, delivery times from Bunnifrey are simply outrageous. Now, let’s check out the facilities.  Hmm. Pretty sure…

  • Also cute

    Haas, Haas, Haas, I am sick of hearing the name Haas!  Yes, Haas was nearly dead. Yes, Haas is now the Most Expensive Rabbit Who Ever Lived.  Yes, Haas is a Teletubby. Yes, Haas did/did not have lipstick in his fur.  Yes, Haas is cute. Guess what though… So are we!

  • Miffed

    What do you mean, because Haas has E Cuniculi you need this medicine?! I have never heard such a piece of nonsense in my entire life! Put. Me. Down. NOW

  • Bumming around

    How degrading. Here I am, enjoying the peace of my country retreat and all of a sudden I am swept up, plonked down on a towel (I won’t even bother to inform you of the thread count – shudder) and, er, exposed. Flystrike, my arse! Bink I hate it when this happens. Same story, every…

  • Bunningford Tunnel

    What? Is? This? So, this is in, yes? Going in side. For going inside. In. Yep, yep, it’s looking good Bink, this one’s for going in. So the other one is for going out. Nono, that’s out, not in, you want the other one for in. Going in. On the other side. Hang on Bink,…