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Please form an orderly queue

My dear and loyal followers.

When I finally publish my celebun memoir (which will be as soon as Putin has got a grip on his emotional meltdown – can’t say any more: gagging order) I need you all to remain calm and composed.

I will be touring the country’s independent bookshops to promote my new book and have my picture taken with my fans.

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Please have your eReader ready for me to

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Lick it.

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2 responses to “Please form an orderly queue”

  1. MariaGabriella (@MissYowlYY) Avatar
    MariaGabriella (@MissYowlYY)

    LOL!! Neville and Holly want you to know that their waitress has the Kindle ready for you…when are you coming to Nottinghamshire?

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    1. Bunnington Post editor-in-chief Avatar
      Bunnington Post editor-in-chief

      Excellently trained waitress, good work, cousins! Mine is learning to drive the stretch limo and as soon as she stops knocking over pedestrains standing on street corners I will instruct her to drive north…

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