Please form an orderly queue

My dear and loyal followers.

When I finally publish my celebun memoir (which will be as soon as Putin has got a grip on his emotional meltdown – can’t say any more: gagging order) I need you all to remain calm and composed.

I will be touring the country’s independent bookshops to promote my new book and have my picture taken with my fans.

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Please have your eReader ready for me to

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Lick it.

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