Tag: vet

  • Full service has been resumed

    Yep, my bowels are feeling just fine.  I honestly don’t know what all the fuss was about.  Taking me to the vet’s and all…  Nasty, nasty man with his stupid table and that stupid X-Ray machine.  See if I care about his fancy kit!

  • No vet required. Honest, guv!

    Why do we get dragged off to that horrid vet-man twice in the space of three days?  It’s so unnecessary.  We’re just minding our own business, right?  I feel fine. Move over, Bink. You know what?  I feel just fine.  See?  All perky and stuff, engaging with my environment, showing an interest in people and…

  • Hospital visits

    Hm.  I just don’t feel like eating today.  Funny tummy.  I think I’ll just lie in my dark little corner for a bit.  So Bink eats all the food.  See if I care. What?  Hospital?  That’s not what I bargained for!  Oi!! Lemme go!  Oh, how I loathe cars… and roundabouts…  Oooh, funny tummy… NASTY…