The Bunnington Post

Tag: Hay

  • Be discerningly snarfalicious

    Be discerningly snarfalicious

    We like to snarf many things. Top of the list has to be our personal hay bale. It is snarfalicious because it is locally sourced and aside from bundling up and being shaken (not stirred) to remove dust, nothing has happened to it. We also like to snarf our outfits. We choose to grow our…

  • Hayday, hayday! Bunny down

    FLOPS! MITZI IS MISSING AT SEA! I can’t see her anywhere! Let’s dig around first before we call the St Bernard next door to find her… Don’t worry Tia. She’s probably fallen over in her excitement or something! See… There she is… Phew!

  • Dear Editor: Llandruidion

    Dear amigos Bunnington Post! I am Boo. Last week your waiting staff, I guarded them. Staying on my farm they were! Guard my druid farm do I, consequently guard your staff I did. I am Alpaca! I say ni! at those who pass. Is part of guarding farm to say ni! Alpaca of Ni. However,…

  • Exposed: Hay Scandal

    Appalling hay service. I like hay. I want my hay served to me where I am. On the sofa. On the door mat. Under the vegetable dispenser [the fridge – ed.]. On the antique blue chair. Under the table. On my roof. Not just in the hay rack in my home. Help myself I will.