The Bunnington Post

Tag: Grass

  • Starvation

    Haas, I am most vexed. This is very upsetting! Look at what that waitress has done to our beautiful mansion! Before: With lush grass to nibble on and frolick in… And now… …and our pitiful grass: How will we live, Haas? She has cut the grass! She has trimmed the lavender bushes! She has pulled…

  • Haas requests summer

    Orrite. ’nuff of da rain ‘n cold ‘n winds ORRITE, mah K’trijn doesn’ like wot it does ter her mane, and pers’nally, Ahm ready fer sum summer activerty, yeah. Bi’ o’ diggin’ wivaht da permafros’ ‘n mud, da odd ray ter warm me bones, an’ a bi’ of da green stuff growin’ beneef me footsies…

  • The lie of the land

    I like the grass. Grass is good. Outside is good. Acceleration is good. My new country mansion here. Delores over there. Me next to Delores. Cuddling.