Tag: good behaviour

  • Be discerningly snarfalicious

    Be discerningly snarfalicious

    We like to snarf many things. Top of the list has to be our personal hay bale. It is snarfalicious because it is locally sourced and aside from bundling up and being shaken (not stirred) to remove dust, nothing has happened to it. We also like to snarf our outfits. We choose to grow our…

  • Risk assessment

    I could go up the stairs. Not allowed I could jump on the sofa. Forbidden I could disconnect the phone. Deeply unappreciated by waiter and waitress I could sit on the dining room table. Frowned upon I could bunstruct the laundry basket Upsets waiting staff I could redecorate the bathroom with loo paper. Total bathroom…