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Tag: Delores

  • Carrot Appreciation Day 2012

    Here at the Bunnington Post Carrot Appreciation Day 2012 was off to a strong start at 7am with the traditional carrot processing competition. It is an event the Newsroom spend every day training for throughout the entire year. A gruelling training schedule worthly of an Olympic athlete ensures all contestants meet the strict entry requirements…

  • Hard at work

    Dearest Delores, You poor thing! We wrote immediately when we read about the dreadful Lanvin disaster yesterday. How we share your plight! Doesn’t it strike you how waitresses seem increasingly helpless when it comes to doing their jobs? Ours is currently so clueless that we have started to come to the office with her just…

  • Balmy breakfast

    Compared to our continental cousins we’re having a cosy few days here in the Oxfordshire Mountain Range. It was a positively balmy morning today, with a very mild and pleasant -10 at breakfast a 7:30am. Spring is in the air! The birds are out in force chirping their feathered little heads off, surely we’ll see…

  • Bouffe impresses

    She liked my ball. My doll Delores was impressed. I like her very much. I also like to kiss the camera.

  • The lie of the land

    I like the grass. Grass is good. Outside is good. Acceleration is good. My new country mansion here. Delores over there. Me next to Delores. Cuddling.

  • The Lady pays a visit

    Poor me. Those bottae-cleansing sessions in the servants’ ‘spa’ seem to have become a weekly thing now. Really I don’t see why we have to bother, except of course that if I’m honest, I do like the clean feeling afterwards and things are generally more pleasant in the under-tail-regions now. As an added bonus I…

  • 2012 style advice

    Yes my dears, by popular demand, here is my slightly belated – apologies darlings! – style advice for 2012. I do wonder if the world of fashion deserves my genius, because despite my best endeavours, I still see scores of UGGly footwear on those dainty feet. When will those lovelies learn that it does not…

  • Delores on Sunday

    Get dressed. Sunday = LBD with train, darling! Stylish, stylish, stylish. Go for walk. Show off those curves under the guise of wholesome outdoorsiness! Tuck into lunch. Nothing beats a salad which is growing right under your nose!

  • My darling Bink

    My darling Bink… Look at the state of him! This e.Cuniculi-thingy is twisting him around, and I do not mean in the ’round my little finger’ sense of the phrase. I am very worried. At first it was quite funny that he would fall over every time I unleashed my vigorous grooming technique on him.…

  • Style advice with Delores

    For those of you who are under the impression that the WAG-style oversized accessory has had its time, think again. Do ditch that huge tote full of stuff you don’t need anyway and just pulls your buttery soft leather Balenciaga out of shape if it doesn’t get stuck between your Chelsea Tractor seats first, but…