Tag: Christmas 2012
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The Christmas TMF Treat
Phoar, K’trijn, look a’ dat! Is da annual Tia-Mitzi-Flopsy Chrimbo treat, feast yer lovely eyes on dat! Shame abaht dem veg spoilin’ mah view Ah’ll ‘ave a Chrimbo tree trea’, yum… fanks Flops! Oooh, are those peanuts? Peanut oil does wonders for my mane. Strengthens the follicles so it stands up to wind better! How…
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Christmas lunch at the Bunnington Post
What is this? It is a manger. It is not. It is Christmas lunch. snarf Where is the special menu I ordered? Waitress! I want: An ear plug as a starter. Then as my main course, I shall have your wellington boots: And for dessert, bathroom paint. I am certain it is not too much…
The Bunnington Post 