The Bunnington Post

Tag: bunny

  • Market day

    Do not think I do not know that Wednesday is market day. I can sniff out fresh curly kale a French kilometre off!

  • Bouffe takes it easy

    French elections fini. My work is done.

  • Just hanging

    Busy day. I like hanging with waitress.

  • Carrot Appreciation Day 2012

    Here at the Bunnington Post Carrot Appreciation Day 2012 was off to a strong start at 7am with the traditional carrot processing competition. It is an event the Newsroom spend every day training for throughout the entire year. A gruelling training schedule worthly of an Olympic athlete ensures all contestants meet the strict entry requirements…

  • Upstairs downstairs

    Me upstairs. Waitress downstairs.

  • Head of the family

    So. Waiter away on trip gathering carrots 5,000 miles away. Calls it research. Waitress left working double shifts. So far, so timely carrot-kale-celery-greens-hay-cuddles-treats. Must assume manly role at head of table.

  • The Easter Egg Project

    Haas. Haas… Haas! I think the waitress has twigged that we’re busy hiding eggs… Oops.

  • Exposed: Hay Scandal

    Appalling hay service. I like hay. I want my hay served to me where I am. On the sofa. On the door mat. Under the vegetable dispenser [the fridge – ed.]. On the antique blue chair. Under the table. On my roof. Not just in the hay rack in my home. Help myself I will.

  • -14

    Darling fans! I assure you we are quite comfortable in our mansion. Who cares that it was -14 last night? Look: Although the drinks cabinet somewhat suffered, as the waiter forgot to move the booze to a cosier spot inside… snarf As you can see, I’m quite content with my lovely spot at the window,…

  • A disastrous week

    Dearest darlings! Apologies for the radio silence since last week’s confirmation of Bouffe’s health and disposition. It has been a traumatic few days for us all, but you’ll be pleased to hear we are all alive and well. Saturday: Katrijn was forced to endure blustery winds while playing in the country mansion. The resulting outcome…