Tag: Bink
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Buns a-chillin’
Aaah… this is the life. Warm enough to want shade, what else could a bun want? Itchy fur though. The one downside of the change of seasons. Delores darling, give us a scratch, right there, ooh yes, very good, much better, ta
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A visitor
Oh no, oh no, oh no nonononoooo, I’m alone Delores, where is my wife? Delores darling, where are you? She hasn’t become invisible too has she? She can’t be, she’s a harlequin, everybody knows they’re earth bunnies, not from Bunnifrey! Lolo darling? No… Breakfast, whatever. It’s been a cold, long, dark, lonely night without my…
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Jehovahs
Oh no. It’s the seasonal Jehova-bringers. They can put him in the shed for all I care. I am not in.
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This Much I Know: Bink
Bink, 7, on interplanetary travel and widowhood With being invisible comes great responsibility. I was born this way so I have always known this. I love sneaking up on Delores when she sleeps, but I do get the odd whack around the head. She usually misses though, because I’m fast as well as invisible. My…
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How to rumble an invisible bun
Fight over dinner. Easy. Evidence: Loud smacking and slurping Food disappearing Being shoved by a furry nose And then afterwards, a warm presence cuddling up to my left, growing heavier by the minute, contented sighs and finally, snoring.
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Pin up
Shame I’m invisible. I’m sure I’d look exceedingly cute in this picture. *sigh*. Hazard of the job I suppose… The world will never know how handsome I actually am.
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Yum yum, give me sum
Parsnip carrot carrot!
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Congestion
Pompompom, I do like a bit of pipe action, yes I do. You never know, you might find something to eat halfway down, or on the other side. Always worth investigating, right? What’s that sniffing my arse? Can’t see a thing. Hard work you know, living with a Secret Invisible Super Bun, or whatever breed…
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Red alert
From our reporter – All buns are on high alert after a winged predator was spotted in the skies over Oxfordshire. A red kite has been seen soaring over the hills and valleys of the county, apparently taking a keen interest in the inhabitants of the Bunny Realm. Delores is convinced that the kite is…
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Pesky paps (5)
Excellent day for a SSSH to work on his surveillance skills, Bink thought. First, equipment maintenance. Making sure the camouflage stays in good nick. Cleanliness is of the upmost importance. What was that? Something moved at seven o’clock. Morning or night, he could not distinguish, but definitely seven o’clock. Damn. A pap. The worst way…
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