The Bunnington Post: Through the Lagomorph Lens
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Brexit hangover
Haas, why is brekkers late? Waitress has a Brexit hangover, pe’al. What, that new Olympic sport that Nigel Farage won a gold medal in yesterday? Ah fink it’s to do wif that vote they had the other day. Oh, that one. The one where 17,410742 people decided for the other 48,689,258 in Britain that the…
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I don’t understand
You humans are complicated. Why do you do the things you do to each other? Sometimes I am speechless. When you pull out guns to fire at each other, because the world doesn’t make sense to you. When you kill each other because you’re all different and it’s hard to cope with that. When you kill…
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The Truth Is Out There
The Bunnington Post newsroom has decided to launch its own investigation into the effect of a Brexit on life in the UK. The propaganda machines have been doing overtime in the Leave and Remain camps and we’re frankly more than a little annoyed that no-one so far has addressed the following questions: Will a Brexit…
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Dear Editor: Gerrit
The Bunnington Post Newsroom continues to cater to different needs
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8 lagomorphisms you must memorise
#1: Nothingness revels in authority. #2: A prodigous profile shakes beliefs widely held. #3: A token of gratitude stands upon somebody else’s legs. #4: A great silence comes asking for treats. #5: A classical composition is ever present. #6: A principal idea brings both pleasure and pain. #7: The clear star that is yesterday is…
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Now hiring waiter and/or waitress!
In today’s exclusive, Haas interviews his great-great-great uncle’s cousin twice removed Sven, who with his wife Maisie runs a training consultancy for helpless humans. Currently operating from Brooklands Bunny Boarding in leafy Surrey, Sven and Maisie are looking to grow their business in innovative ways. Haas: So, Sven. How’s the Surrey branch of the family…
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Eh?
What’s happening Katrijn? It’s not raining. Or sleeting. Or blowing a gale. I haz confused.
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My waiter is over the ocean
My waiter has disappeared. I wait by the door for his return but I have not seen him for two days. Also, he normally uses the front door, but that is not the point. The point is to publish dramatic pictures of my suffering to at least induce guilt, if not the hasty purchase of…
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Goodbye, dear Expresso
Bunnington Post guest editor Expresso, known for his astute observations of human-lagomorph relations and equal rights campaigns in later life, passed away peacefully last month. Starting out in life as a builder with his own blossoming bunstruction company, Expresso met the recently bereaved Coffee while working on a project, and moved in with her soon after…
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Hail, Romans
As the waiter grrrrrmbled this morning while serving brekkers, on a day like this it is not difficult to see why the Romans quit Britain in disgust.
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