The Bunnington Post: Through the Lagomorph Lens
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Celebun welfare: Top 5
Rabbit Awareness Week reporting by Dr Delores As you will appreciate, we Celebuns are high maintenance in the welfare department, despite our generously laid-back attitude to life overall. We see our role as that of mentors of novice bun fans, the Obi-Bun Kenobi’s of the blogosphere, keepers of world peace, and confidantes of the great,…
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Sunday chillin’ at Marmalade’s
Tasty breakfast – check. At 11 years of age we’re getting on a bit but I still can smell the good stuff… My adored Coffee to snuggle up to – check Isn’t she adorable? Not to mention silky soft, warm in winter, playful, patient and my tender nurse when my eyes hurt. She is the…
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DYI brekkers
What is this?! Are we supposed to get it out ourselves? Like this? Gizza munch, waitress… ORRITE then!
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Marmalade’s Tardis mail
Hmm, yes… I see, now then… Ah. Send breakfast by mail. … It had a mail function didn’t it? Hmm… Tardis. Been a while since I sent anything by Tardis. Snarf. Shouldn’t have chewed up the manual really, that wasn’t such a good idea. Access photographic memory… There: “Place mail item in Tardis. Shout: Fantastic!/Allons-y!/Geronimo!…
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Size 2-0
I don’t normally divulge such intimate details such as my measurements, but I am making an exception today. As you know, I am a firm believer in the social responsibilities that come with celebrity, and as such I am acutely aware of my contribution to a better world as a lagomorph role model. So, today…
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Earsay
There is a vicious rumour going round that I have had an earjob. I would like to go on record that I have not. I am naturally blessed with one black, and one white ear, as any professional Harlequin bun will. Don’t believe everything you ear in the press!
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Spooning
Hmmmaaahhh… Katrijn me pe’al, is dis da life or wot…? Promise me one fink me sweet darlin’ fluffbum… Don” stick yer icy feet under mine in win’er, orrite!
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Far out!
Whoa, potent stuff, dandelion beer, I’m seeing all kinds of outlandish stuff… Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…! Groovy… I’d swear a pink fluorescent bolt has descended from the sky… Pink dumbell… That’s ridiculous… I don’t do exercise… Messes up my mane… Oooooooooooooooooh, my mane, hee heeeee… ticklish! Stop nuzzling it… Heehhoooohahhahh! Is that a pink bolt I see? With……
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Grassy paparazzi
Haas. HAAS! There’s a pap in the grass. Let me rephrase that: there’s a paparazzo trampling all over my breakfast. Is nothing sacred anymore?! Eviden’ly not, me luv’ly!
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Bigger inside
Very nice specimen. Nice shape. Good structure… well proportioned. Deceptively small from the outside, as they tend to be! Colour is good too; promising smell. We’ll have to find out in a bit what texture we are dealing with but so far, the nose is good. We’ll have a nibble later when no-one is around!…
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