The Bunnington Post: Through the Lagomorph Lens
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Movember fluff
Gentlemen. Yield! I am the fluffiest fluffster: I am Fluffy McFluffin, Maxima Fluffia, Flufflein von Fluffenhofen, Fluff la Douce, I am MegaFlufz, but you can call me K-Fluv. I do not stop at a mere mo; I do the mo, the mane, the chops, the beard, the inter-ear, the on-ear, the intra-ear and the sub-ear;…
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Oi! Leveson
Boov, Boov, ’nuff abaht Boov, yeah? Boov eats carrot. Boov ‘as da snoozies. Boov gets a cuddle from da wai’er. Leave ‘im alone, paps, ‘e’s only jus’ arrived yeah, ‘e’s not used ter da media scrum camped perremanen’ly ahtside. Off wif ya or Ahm telling me ma’e da Lor’ Justice Leveson. Orrite? Ahm goin’ ter…
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Brekkers chez Bouffe
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Stroppy Bouffe
Snarf Breakfast. Give.
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Bouffe’s Sunday morning
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Bouffe who?!
‘e’d be’a be nice ter mah ladeefrien’ Delores, or dah dynamics in dis newsroom will be innerestin’, shall we say. Orrite, Boov? Impressive Khyber Pass, go’a admi’ i’, we’re lookin’ a’ one big backside ‘ere folks. Respec’
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A tight spot
Snarf Ah know Ahm da smalles’ of da Bunnington Post bunch dese days yeah, but even Ah struggle wif da size of dis ‘ere play pen. An’ Ah know abaht da econnermy bein’ squeez’d ‘n all dat, in mah book dis is one dahwnsizin’exercise too far, ORRITE?
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Hard work
Training waitress. Knackered. Plus paparazzi problem.
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Bouffe redecorates
Hello doll. Like what you’ve done with the fleece. Do you shred? I like to shred. Then I eat.
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The Bouffe Ultimatum
My argument is not with you. Put the carrot down. Now
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