Gentlemen. Yield! I am the fluffiest fluffster: I am Fluffy McFluffin, Maxima Fluffia, Flufflein von Fluffenhofen, Fluff la Douce, I am MegaFlufz, but you can call me K-Fluv.
I do not stop at a mere mo; I do the mo, the mane, the chops, the beard, the inter-ear, the on-ear, the intra-ear and the sub-ear; I do length, I do volume, I do rabbitude and I do style as only a girl bun can.
What, disrespect? Suit yourself. Get this, though:
I invented the trouser mo.
At ease, gentlemen.
What’s got into ‘trijn? Movember