Dig for victory

…darling? Yes, ‘trijn me pe’al? Do you think Gozer would like to come over to play in the Cloaking Device? … More

Going Postal

What’s that on your backside, Bink? Huh? Oh, that. Stamps. Thought I’d slap a stamp on my arse and go … More

Dear Editor, What the heck is going on over there in the UK? Did we not read your lips during … More

I’ve been receiving some questions from fellow diggers across the globe – from Chile to Witney to Michigan. It seems … More

Dear Editor, Does Delores offer technical support by correspondence? I have a persistent problem with traction during my digging activities … More