The Bunnington Post

Category: Gozer

  • Dig for victory

    …darling? Yes, ‘trijn me pe’al? Do you think Gozer would like to come over to play in the Cloaking Device? Get some digging time with us? Fandabbeedosie idea. Let’s sen’ ‘im a stamp fer da postage!

  • Going Postal

    What’s that on your backside, Bink? Huh? Oh, that. Stamps. Thought I’d slap a stamp on my arse and go see Harry and Gozer in Michigan for a bit. Oh, nice idea. Send them my regards. Will you be back in time for dinner?

  • Dear Editor: VAT

    Dear Editor, What the heck is going on over there in the UK? Did we not read your lips during the elections: No new VAT increase? I have a mind to come on over there and talk some sense into you people if it wasn’t for the new quota restrictions on transatlantic fur ball transport…

  • Equipment maintenance is everything

    I’ve been receiving some questions from fellow diggers across the globe – from Chile to Witney to Michigan. It seems I am not the only pro in the field which is heartening, since I don’t get that much in the way of support from my Bink or even Haas. Re. Gozer’s traction problem, I’ve analysed…

  • Dear Editor: Traction

    Dear Editor, Does Delores offer technical support by correspondence? I have a persistent problem with traction during my digging activities in Michigan and have noticed such problems are a rarity in Oxfordshire. I think my problem is best illustrated by some recent footage. Sincerely, Gozer the Destructor Michigan, US