The Bunnington Post

Category: Bink

  • Bink has a drinking problem

    Come in Bink, I’ve checked our love nest and there are no crocodiles anywhere. It’s quite safe to leave the limo, promise! OK, there’s a fresh bottle of water… I do think you’ve developed a bit of a drinking problem, Bink. Better make sure you don’t get papped or there will be no end to…

  • Pssst…

    Big bottom, my arse. Between you ‘n me, Delores does like the old parsnip and all, there’s no fashion secret to speak of! Just a big breakfast chomped down as fast as possible followed by munching hay all day. But don’t let on I told you, OK!

  • British mud season

    Snarf. Ten months of mud stretching ahead of us. I should invest in some Wellingtons…

  • Delivery for Delores

    Is that a box from matches.com?!

  • A Bink fix

    Rite. Mereckons i”s time we sor’ed Bink’s Cloakin’ Device one ‘n fer all. Ah’ve ‘ad enuff a’ lookin’ a’ me mate all sad ‘n depressed ova dis ‘ere faul’y device ‘n poor cussemer service from Bunnifrey. Make a grown geezerbun cry lookin’ a’ ‘im, been fru a lot, ‘as Bink, is abaht time ‘e ‘ad…

  • Can’t choose

    Oooh, I do find breakfast time sooooo stressful, I mostly can’t cope. It’s the choice you see, too much choice! Bink! Bink, you must choose for me. Carrot, parsnip, celery… Or parsnip, carrot, celery… Maybe she wants celery, then carrot, followed by parsnip? Parsnip… I can’t watch this, the suspense is killing me! Say Bink,…

  • Hang on…

    Ah. Delores is being collected for her daily massage and cuddle session. Ladies first, and all that. Hang on, oi! What’s this? That’s my waiter from back home… Are we going home? Now they’re collecting Haas and Katrijn… Katrijn having a cuddle with the manager of the spa. So long, and thanks for all the…

  • King of the Castle

    Mmm, I’ll miss this place when we go home. Perhaps they sell replica castles in the hotel shop? Plastic ones, easy on the maintenance bills?

  • Spa break

    Well, the first year of the Bunnington Post has been a real adventure and very busy indeed! UK politics and the gossip columns would have been a lot worse off without us providing the necessary perspective, of course. So we have decided that before Haas starts his new job as Director of Communications at Number…

  • Going Postal

    What’s that on your backside, Bink? Huh? Oh, that. Stamps. Thought I’d slap a stamp on my arse and go see Harry and Gozer in Michigan for a bit. Oh, nice idea. Send them my regards. Will you be back in time for dinner?