The Bunnington Post

Category: Bink

  • DYI brekkers

    What is this?! Are we supposed to get it out ourselves? Like this? Gizza munch, waitress… ORRITE then!

  • Bigger inside

    Very nice specimen. Nice shape. Good structure… well proportioned. Deceptively small from the outside, as they tend to be! Colour is good too; promising smell. We’ll have to find out in a bit what texture we are dealing with but so far, the nose is good. We’ll have a nibble later when no-one is around!…

  • Conspiracy of the Bottae

    Ahm sure dis is a consepirressy of da bum. Mah lovely Katrijn ‘ides da good stuff under da bum fluffy arse she ben bless’d wif. She’s arreddy got da advan’age of ‘avin’ da beard ter ‘ide sprigs o’ hay in ‘n all, nah she’s also takin’ bottae-efficiency lessons from Delores. I feel your pain, Haas…

  • Artsy fartsy Anton

    Much as Ah like da man, Anton does go overboard sumwha’ on da art of takin’ mah piccure mereckons. Ah mean, why do Ah ‘ave ter be Mr Pink? Delores dun’ want ter be Mr Orange eivva. She’s a girl anyways. Poor Bink… Pink baske’. Jus’ wrong. Be”a. Stick ter black ‘n whi’e! Sor’ of…

  • Photo shoot

    Oooh, I do secretly enjoy these periodical shoots to update my portfolio. Keep the fans happy. And it’s always so nice to see Anton Corbijn, he does a great carrot cake. There’s definitely an art to it, though. In this one I look like I’ve got ears coming out of my arse! Here we have…

  • Da man

    Hey baby… scratch my nose!

  • Secret stash

    Hmmm, I quite feel like having that secret stash of spare food now. Cleverly hidden in our football… Damn. She got to it first.

  • Knackered

    Hmm? Bink… What you doin… Snarf I’ll tidy up later…

  • Early dandelion harvest

    The early ones are always the best… Hmmwahmmmmhmmaaahhhh!

  • Poo hoard

    No. This is my hoard. I worked hard to build my collection. I’m not sharing it with anyone. Not even you!