Paparazzi Poo

Da downsize of da NATO summi’, yeah, is da ineviterbel influx of iffy photo journos lookin’ fer a nice slebri’y pap snap ter flog on da side.

Ah can” even ‘ave a poo in peace a’ da momen’ wifou’ bein’ snapped

Look a’ da disgus’ on mah Katrijn’s fluffy face

nuff said

snarf